At the end of hgtv's programming for the day it says "sweet dreams." it made me smile. I said thank you.

What's a shortstop?
The guy between second and third.
What do they call the guy between first and second.
There is no guy.
Oh... Why?

The sky looks different when you're in another state.

Over the past 3 years i've learned an important lesson: True friendships are never contingent. I love you for who you are, not what you do.

I love my friends because this happened twice:

Guess what i did?
Drove on the highway?
Yes! How'd you know?

My little brother sleeps with his stuffed bear just like i sleep with my stuffed panda. I find that really cute.